Declaration+of+Independence

=Classroom Declaration of Independence=

I, Paige Huckstep, of our 205 classroom, and many other individuals from said room, believe that we must recommence, and defend ourselves against the common enemy, none other than our King himself. We will stand together as one, conquer the consequences, defend our rights, and provide for one and all. Every person shall be accounted for, not to mention they shall be heard. A lone voice is the voice of all. From this day forward, we declare our right of freedom; the freedom we rightly deserve.

As a country, the United States Declaration of Independence states that we all have the right to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. As a classroom, we should be granted the same, and more, for it has become a corrupted classroom, toward the minds, bodies, and souls that reside within. Our King has made this so, with forcing upon us relentless torture and suffering, not to mention taunting. The ways of Him must be done with once and for all, to become a better, more successful community, in which our fellows will be satisfyingly more eager toward the common goal of Happiness and learning.

Therefore, we present before you, a list of common grievances, with which we hope to create a better, more stable environment, and keep up the ambition of our fellows:
 * King David does not allow the students to learn what they truly wish, resulting in severe boredom.
 * King David does not have assigned days for a pajama days, stuffed animal days, crazy hair days, crazy sock days, days where we wear certain colors, etc., therefore making our days spent in his classroom less enjoyable and entertaining.
 * King David does not allow us to have snacks or drinks and/or chew gum in His classroom, though He taunts us with food, and eats it Himself.
 * In King David's classroom, we are not to complain about feeling chilled, no matter what, or we will be punished.
 * King David does not allow us to be in the hallway for too long, or He starts to count, resulting in a contagious bout of unease and nervousness, resulting in some of the students forgetting books and such.
 * King David does not allow the students to sit on the side of the table they want to sit on during their lunchtimes, sometimes tearing friendships apart, ruining plans, and resulting in mass arguments between the students.

As a class, we declare our rights before the King, and hope he accepts our Declaration of Independence for what it is, and does not try for war, because it is around 30 to 1. We take this classroom out from under his rule, and make it anew in out own way. We have our rights, and we must stand by them. We shall rule, as one.